(via asimplemess)
(via asimplemess)
(via asimplemess)
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
When you have earphones in, yet people still try to talk to you.
Whenever I sit down to take an exam
- *house phone rings*
- Me: no
WHEN YOU POUR SODA AND THE SODA FIZZ RISES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP BUT DOESN’T SPILL OVER
queued!
(via heyfunniest)
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
(via killehrs)
